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I’m going to be posting some extended evening hours on certain days in June to try to make up for taking two weekends off next month. 0.o So if you’d like an evening appointment and aren’t currently on the books, stay tuned! Http://facebook.com/fuchsiaphoenix #jldphotography @bresus_christ xoxo

Here at the Vagidome, the cats all perch where they can watch mommy kill Skags.

Doing the headnubs today.

Today would’ve been our anniversary. If I’ve learned anything in the past year, it’s that you can gain everything you’ve ever wanted in a moment, and have it ripped away in half the time. Trust nothing. It leads to soul-crushing hurt.

Accidentally wore two different rainbow socks today.

Forever a hot mess. #selfie

Raspberry Limoncello cupcakes with white chocolate raspberry ganache glaze om nom nom

When did my hair get so long? If I had tiny boobs it’d be long enough to cover my nips like a mermaid. Someday….

Roots are done. I wish my chimichanga were done. I have had a surprising amount of whiskey in the 20 minutes I’ve been home.

Look at all that white hair :/

The time of year has come where I start nuking ears of corn for lunch at work. Nom nom nom.

Don’t make me go to worrrrrrrk.

Somebody smells like catfarts.